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I love to fly but I hate flying. And people have this thing about feet...
![]() 01/28/2020 at 19:27 |
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Sure, if you (not your company, but YOU) own the plane
![]() 01/28/2020 at 19:36 |
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I take my shoes off for long flights, but I wear socks, and I definitely don’t do the thing where people stick their feet up against the armrest of the seat in front.
![]() 01/28/2020 at 19:38 |
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Yes, if its your own plane and you aren’t sharing the passenger cabin with any guests.
![]() 01/28/2020 at 19:53 |
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No.
Next question?
![]() 01/28/2020 at 20:02 |
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Fucking bingo.
Shoes, yes. Socks, fuck no.
![]() 01/28/2020 at 20:04 |
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Those carpets are filthy and that's not water on the lavatory floor. Why would someone want to go barefoot on a plane?
![]() 01/28/2020 at 20:04 |
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I was on a 9 hour flight last year and observed a young woman go into the restroom several times barefoot. That bathroom was disgusting and sticky after 3 hours yet she kept going in barefoot. It blew my mind how that wouldn’t be bothersome.
![]() 01/28/2020 at 20:06 |
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There is only one time in a commercial airliner. When I fly in our first class cabin, and lie flat to go to sleep, and snuggle in with the blanket I slip my socks off. I have a hard time sleeping with socks on. I keep them tucked under the blanket and out socks on before I get up.
I’m not a monster!
![]() 01/28/2020 at 20:51 |
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Jesus christ
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:02 |
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It’s first class, it’s like international waters. Anyone who doesn’t like what you’re doing can get fucked
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:03 |
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But you probably can’t poop in it, or pee unless you brought some jugs
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:03 |
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Did you ask her if she wanted worms? Because that’s how you get worms
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:04 |
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Sweet tap dancing Christ
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:08 |
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There’s always an emergency chemical toilet under one of the seat cushions
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:09 |
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What if you just own a majority of the preferred shares?
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:21 |
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Your company owns that plane
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:22 |
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Look, w hat the SEC doesn’t know won’t hurt them
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:38 |
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No. Never. Ever.
![]() 01/28/2020 at 21:51 |
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On an ocean crossing I’ll take my shoes off for most of the trip- I sure as hell am not wearing my shoes while I sleep eastbound . But barefoot? Hell no.
![]() 01/28/2020 at 23:04 |
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No. Just no.